“[We] put our foot down and stand up to people who don’t value us or our time, be it based on our age, what we stand for, our use of curse words, or the fact that we don’t take shit.”
“[Guerilla Bizkits] is the result of combining Humbrecht and Halfhill’s love of a good biscuit with their appreciation for hardcore music and the relentless aesthetic and ethos that often goes with it.”
“We are creating a unique concept that is authentic to ourselves. While food is the focus, we want our personalities and beliefs to be at the forefront of what we do.”
“It became clear Guerilla Bizkits were more than a goofy experiment — these biscuit bakers have managed to achieve a golden crust and soft, tender inside without butter or lard.”
“Time Flies when you're Sitting Around at Home, and maybe you've Forgotten all about breakfast. Have High Hopes to fill that Big Mouth? Take your breakfast in a New Direction and try Guerilla Bizkits!”
